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I heart you MAC Fix+^^ (Taken with instagram)
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Aprtumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
i don’t know if it is the earliest human memory of mine, but one particular memory that i cannot forget was my older cousins called me by my granny’s name. they said her name fit me very well. oh! bless my granny soul^^
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KK old port ;-) (Taken with instagram)
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OctDr. Suess’ Lost Tongue Twister
See if you can do this. Read each line aloud.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
Bet you can’t resist passing it on. LOL!
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SepBEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ——
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem… *REPOST*
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SepScandalicious~
I was inspired by this event happened on this some social network but not my account lah. I have compiled few rules to follow if you are thinking of wanting to have scandalous affair with girl(s) or guy(s) other than your current girl/boyfriend.
1. Never leave your phone/PDA/ laptop(s) with your girl/boyfriend(s).
- just in case your scandal(s) will call/ text you. You might not want to face your angry girl/boyfriend(s).
2. Never save your social networks’ password on any computer including yours at home or the one belong to your girl/boyfriend(s).
- better be safe than never. RIGHT?
3. Never tell your social networks’ password to your girl/boyfriend(s).
- why would you want to do that? password is meant to be known by you and you alone ONLY.
4. Always have multiple social networks’ accounts.
- Just in case your girl/boyfriend(s) ask why you made so many account, just tell him/her that you made those account for your social networks’ games quest. or just tell her those are your accounts that you havee forgotten the password.
5. Always be alert.
- be careful of every steps you made. One false move will cause you your … life? may be?
6. Never tell anyone about your affairs.
- That includes your BFF(s). To make you feel better, keep remind yourself that it will not be called an affair until it was known by people. So if it is kept in the dark, it’s not an affair. It is called.. errrmmm…. favorite past time, perhaps?
7. Always be mysterious.
- Girls love the bad boys. being mysterious makes your look like one; Boys will always chase the mysterious girls. Mysterious girls give men the kicks that make them want to chase you more.
8. Join acting class.
- Helps a lot when your girl/boyfriend(s) trying to catch you lying.
9. Always use protection.
- what? isn’t having scandalous affairs mean you ARE hoping to get lucky? Come on! seriously, protection IS important. what if suddenly you got a herpes and unknowingly transmitted it to your girl/boyfriend(s)? You might blow your secret past time and loose your girl/boyfriend(s) then have to depends on medication the rest of your life to hold your herpes from breaking out!
note: herpes is an incurable STD.
10. Don’t mess with me or my BF<3.
- I am FAT and ill-mannered LoL!!! So you wouldn’t want me, would you? XDDDD My BF<3 is very protective of me. You touch me, you die. (Note: just a matter of speech. Not real. But who knows! jk! XD) And you probably wouldn’t want my BF<3. Even if any of you want him, he wouldn’t be interested (errr.. I think? XDDD just joking hun!) The thing is about relationship, you have to develop a trust bond. Some people may make it work without trust. But from my point of view, love is like a business partnership. No trust, there wouldn’t be a document agreement, right? Well, that is why we have LAWYER. XDDDDD
WHAT!! This is obviously a joke! I am strongly disagree with polygamy. But for those who agree with polygamy, whatever makes your happy, I definitely respect that! So I hope people who do agree with polygamous relationship please be respectful to us who don’t. If you have an affair or two or may be 100? o.O, please don’t flaunt it. It might flattering when you are young and with you friends, but you will regret it in your later days. Have you heard of the term man-slut? It’s referring to men who have multiple partners. I found this term on Youtube. XD. I don’t have anything to say with the ladies. But, I do know some girls who got into deep troubles (TROUBLESSSSS.. not just a trouble!) for this issue. So, beware beware my dear.
This is getting too long! I should STOP!
xoxo
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JulDear Bieber Haters XD
Dear Guys,
Stop hating on Justin Bieber.
You know you’re only jealous.
You say he sounds like a little kid?
Well, when his first few songs came out, he WAS a little kid.
You say he looks like a fag?
Let’s see what you look/looked like at 15-16.
He’s rich, famous, talented, and has girls (of ALL ages) screaming his name.
Now let’s look at your life.
And you say it’s not jealousy? Riiiiight.
Sincerely,
A Realist.
Note: I’m not a fan. But perhaps this realist person is right. I may be jealous in terms of his wealth but nooo~ I don’t want to live in a lime light, chased by paps ALL THE TIME, rumor/twitter fake girlfriends get death threats, dating a Selina Gomez.. Obviously, I’m only interested with man. XD
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